Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Deja Vu Part 2

When we last left our hero, he was being eaten by an alligator.

So let's see if we fare better taking that door on the left.

Wait, wait, something's coming back to me...yes it's...it's...
21 RED, C'MON BABY POPPA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!

Bet me a C&E my good man! Chicken and eggs! We catch 'em, you eat 'em!!

I'm just getting warmed up! C'mon lucky number bananas!

Loosest slots in the sewer! I never met a fruit machine I couldn't beat.

Later...Later still...Much, much later.

Finally:
Well, that was fun, huh! But I guess I should probably blow. I've been down here for....6 days!? Oh well, I'm sure it's ok. I mean, I still have amnesia, but now I also have...18 coins!
I hope that's enough to get my gun out of hock...Ah whatever, let's head back up to that staircase we saw in the bar.

Hokay. Back at the plot. Let's just investigate...let's just...just..

YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! SHOW ME SEVENS BAY-BEE!!!

Three days later
Ok ok yeah no I'm working here. Anyway. Hallway.

Let's check those out then.

Between crawling around in a sewer, the alligator, and the compulsive gambling for a week straight, I think I'm doing pretty good, thanks.



Wow! This amnesia must be more serious than I thought, because I certainly don't remember being a brunette with huge cans.

He destroyed Big Bird in the 5th with a massive uppercut, then went on to win the Creepy Giant Yellow Puppet Tournament.

GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?

Why do I smell 'Brut'?

Let's see what we can grab here.

Everything is NORMAL. Do not be ALARMED.

Illiterates may find its pretty clicky noises good accompaniment to their jug and washboard bass. In fact, in certain areas the typewriter is referred to as the "word piany"

Well let's see if we can open it then, even though the angle of the corner there suggests that the desk is actually positioned halfway through that wall.

But we're already in the office.

It may look like an ordinary envelope but the damn thing gets us killed later on.

Theft and mail tampering! I am en fuego today!

Sounds like a party!

Wait, something else is coming back to me....pacifier...glowsticks...Hello Kitty shaped backpack full of E. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Join me next time when we finally find some crime that hasn't been committed by me!

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